January 2012
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I regret to inform the world that I am terribly selfish. The methods that I use to raise my ego may be different from others, but are nonetheless borne of conceit.
I gain self-worth by helping others feel better or find purpose in their lives. Even if done anonymously, my own existence seems to be validated whenever a person’s life is changed for the better. A concrete reason —...
December 2011
347 posts
Jackie Boulding: aaron that was a crap summary
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Summary of my trip to Maryland
Olivia has a really nice butt
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“I did the test, it said I was a horrible person? I’m not kidding,...”
– My 10 year old brother plays Portal 2
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Richard on Homestuck
Richard (Leon Delacroix): why is it sometimes they have arms
Richard (Leon Delacroix): and sometimes they don't?
Mom: Are you tumbling?
Me: Yeah
Mom: Make sure you don't get hurt! (Cause you're tumbling!)
It has been about ten minutes since Olivia left to go back to her house for the night but I already miss her
What a good day it has been though
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Brann
A certain tribe had migrated north to follow a herd of wild animals until they were led to an icy tundra. The children that were able to generate more body heat, and were better at keeping their flames kindled, were the ones that lived on and passed on their genes.
In the freezing world the tribe began to recognize as their only home, eventually maintaining and adding heat to flames became ...
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I was very bored at work the other day so I crafted a universe
Energy, Chi, Ki, whatever you would like to call it Magic, w/e, same thing
Every human has energy, it is how they live and function. In this universe I crafted, the earth was not quite the same
Humans have learned to use their energy to not only perform regular living tasks such as hunting and building and surviving, but as the ...
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Anonymous asked: If life gives you lemons, punch it in the dick until it doesn't.
There’s a notepad journal on my iPod up until around we reached our hotel and checked in
- In Washington - We went to a burger king, got “chef’s choice”. Hope it’s good - The chef is a terrible decision-maker. The burger tastes like Hot Rods??? [ Editor’s note: Turns out there are no Hot Rods in America, idk how else to compare pepperettes though ] - We asked...
terminallycapricious asked: How do I grow a beard as excellent as yours
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I am home! And usin my mother’s laptop
Okay so let’s talk about my life
My mother and I went to Burger King before going to Olivia, it was the strangest meal that we have ever had But that story warrants its own post
What is important is that I went to Olivia’s house and I went into her roomw hich was really trippy, it felt like going to a movie set and seeing like the...
The #1 way to detect sarcasm online is multiple !!!’s
recently I’ve been meeting people who are either really enthusiastic and nice, or really sarcastic and hateful vs me
Guess where I am
Hint it’s the US
On a related topic, please don’t text me unless you are Olivia
But yeah I feel an overpowering aura of…
FREEDOM
I just heard a ton of cheering from a washroom as a man walked out of it smiling
When I grow up I am going to be a milf
There is something oddly pretty about being in a car at 4 AM
There are… literally no other vehicles on the road
Everything is so removed, like I am in an entirely different world
The familiar busy streets are blackened and cloaked in lack
And it’s great for music
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Man in 13 hours I’m going to be landing in Maryland
And in 18 or so hours I will be with Olivia!
I am so excited
Things don’t normally excite me but this is one thing that does
My brother beat Portal
I am so proud of this man [ I taught him everything he knows ]
Onwards to Portal 2
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“…The robot DOES give you cake at the end, right? She said she would.”
– My 10 year old brother plays Portal
Don't we all
Richard (Leon Delacroix): so far
Richard (Leon Delacroix): I just want to stay inside forever
Richard (Leon Delacroix): and eat eggs
Richard (Leon Delacroix): and potatos
Okay time to eat tons of like pineapple, apple and bread
“She says this next test is impossible, um what do I do?”
– My 10 year old brother plays Portal
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Christmas happened!
Shirts and a coat and also money and also reese peanut butter cups : D
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